{"id":3654,"date":"2025-04-03T18:08:33","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T18:08:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.isshicare.com\/?p=3654"},"modified":"2025-04-03T18:31:31","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T18:31:31","slug":"lily-allen-reveals-bizarre-reason-human-faeces-ruined-her-botox-appointment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.isshicare.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/03\/lily-allen-reveals-bizarre-reason-human-faeces-ruined-her-botox-appointment\/","title":{"rendered":"Lily Allen reveals bizarre reason \u2018human faeces\u2019 ruined her Botox appointment"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The star revealed the horrid story to her followers (Picture: Getty \/ @lilyallen)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Lily Allen<\/a> has shared a horrifying story with fans as she was confronted with a ‘pile of human faeces’. <\/p>\n

The Smile singer, 39, has faced her fair share of heartache over the past few months as it was revealed that she had split from her husband, David Harbour<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It was then rumoured just a few weeks ago that the actor had cheated on Lily for years of their marriage <\/a>and had a 22-year-old girlfriend.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Lily has now revealed that she has been confronted with another uncomfortable situation – this time finding herself sitting next to a pile of human waste while on a train.<\/p>\n

The star made light of the grotesque situation as she shared snaps of herself on public transport with a hilarious caption sharing the story.<\/p>\n

‘She didn\u2019t know it yet, but just after this picture was taken her whole day was about to change forever,’ she began in the caption of the post.<\/p>\n

‘She realised the reason the carriage she was on was almost empty was because there was a pile of human faeces on the floor, the stench was absolutely hideous, hence the emptiness.’<\/p>\n

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Lily said the stench was horrible (Picture: Lily Allen)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

She then revealed that the ‘pile’ led to disaster as she was forced to exit the train and miss an appointment. <\/p>\n

‘It was too much to bear, so she got off at the next stop, but the other carriages were so full she couldn\u2019t push her way on. <\/p>\n

‘She gave up on that particular train but realised she would have to wait 14 mins for the next. She wasn\u2019t going to make it to her Botox appt on time, and she knew full well that her doctor didn\u2019t have any more slots till next month. <\/p>\n

‘She reluctantly called the doctor’s office to reschedule and then got on another train going in the other direction. She picked at a pimple on the side of her nose and it bled all the way home. She didn\u2019t have any tissue.’<\/p>\n

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The singer has a popular podcast with Miquita Oliver (Picture: BBC\/ Miss Me podcast)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The story from the star comes just weeks after she warned fans about their etiquette on<\/a> tubes.<\/a><\/p>\n

While speaking on her\u00a0Miss Me? podcast<\/a>\u00a0with\u00a0Miquita Oliver<\/a>, the singer said it is \u2018annoying\u2019 when people record her while she\u2019s using public transport.<\/p>\n

\u2018I do get the Tube, sometimes people do recognise me, I can see that they\u2019re filming me and I\u2019m like “hi\u2019,” she said, answering a question sent in by a listener asking if she uses the Tube.<\/p>\n

\u2018It\u2019s annoying when people try and do it without [alerting me], it\u2019s like why would you be holding your phone at that angle and holding it so intentionally but not looking at it,\u2019 she continued.<\/p>\n

\u2018It\u2019s like, \u201cNot me, no, I\u2019m not doing anything with my phone.\u201d\u2018<\/p>\n

Got a story?<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you\u2019ve got a celebrity story, video or pictures get in touch with the Metro.co.uk<\/a> entertainment team by emailing us celebtips@metro.co.uk, calling 020 3615 2145 or by visiting our Submit Stuff<\/a> page – we\u2019d love to hear from you.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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